I thought I would incite a few comments...

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If I mentioned that about 5 months ago I tried to read Twighlight, but never finished because I didn't enjoy it.

Go ahead ladies. I can take it.

Wicked Good Birthday

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What a week...Jolie asked two women if they had babies in their tummies (no they did not), and Leah was diagnosed as having an earplug WEDGED IN HER GLOTTIS (by the way, a glottis is in your throat. It is not in your ear).

BUT...

Today for my birthday, Jack got us tickets to see Wicked in LA!!!... I am so, so, SO excited.

ALSO...

Jolie has been thoroughly schooled in the concept of pregnant vs not, and is getting it. And the earplug? Expelled. (via projectile vomit, for the curious).

29 is off to a good start.

I'm not above...

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Jolie, do you want raisins? ...."NO"

Do you want carrots? ...."NO"

Celery? ...."Eww"

Should we make a man and eat him?

"Yes. Yes, yes." Every bite gone.

Kids...So cute. So easy to deceive.

Everybody Wins

Leah is our thrill seeker. She likes heights and speed, and
has a chipped front tooth to prove it. Jolie, on the other
hand, is so cautious that in 3 1/2 years she has only required one Band-Aid (literally).

The result is a perfect team for playing outside...Jolie gets
all the fun with none of the risk. Leah? All the thrills and none of the work.

Wisdom

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"The only thing that separates us from the animals
is our ability to accessorize."

-Steel Magnolias

Nostalgic

I remember the good old days, when gas was just $4.13 a gallon.