When Leah enters a room, it is usually at full speed and full volume. So when she approached me today slowly and with her head down, I knew something was up.
Sure enough, there was an entire wad of gum mashed into her bangs.
I figured the poor thing must be terrified to fess up. So, I took mercy and knelt down to her level.
"Leah, is there something you want to say?"
"Yes"
"What is it?"
"I need more gum."
"Yes"
"What is it?"
"I need more gum."
